n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

(Source: the-stonersofar, via i-really-hate-hyphens)

jadeyscum:

I think we all got a little bit more gay this year

(Source: irwinfgs, via officialoceania)

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

(via my-father-will-hear-about-thiss)

trvsh:

hey baby are you into 

broke unstable losers

(via tomfleton)

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

(via giveusthegirl)