Happy Halloween ✨️🔮🎃

catchymemes:

primetime93:

I be checking my phone like I mean something to somebody lmao

autumngracy:

depsidase:

argumate:

but how can I do this five minute task if I’m leaving in thirty minutes

kosmogrl:

neckkiss:

“Fuck it” – my final thought before making most decisions.

smoldragonborn:

fatasselmerfudd:

y’all

animations-daily:

ANNE HATHAWAY The Princess Diaries 2 Royal Engagement (2004)

computationalcalculator:

xeansicemane:

“A submarine has gone missing” : Oh jeeze, I hope they find those people.

“A submarine visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing” : Well, that’s a little ghoulish but I can’t blame folks for a morbid curiosity, especially at a monument to white man’s hubris.

“An experimental cobbled together submarine visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing” : Well at this point y'all were just taking your lives into your own hands and also how is ‘slapped together submarine’ a legal thing that’s real.

“An experimental cobbled together submarine full of the absurdly wealthy visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing” : Okay now this just feels a little too on point someone has to be joking with me.

“An experimental submarine visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing. One of the passengers is the CEO of the company that built it. He’s been complaining about safety regulations 'stifling innovation’ for years.”

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

cookingwithroxy:

angelrin89:

wenellyb:

inthetags:

Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.

Tumblr actually has an auto clean function! Where the search function immediately forgets tags and posts making them un-findable